Peanut Butter and Apple Truffles

Vegan

Apples and peanut butter go together like hookers and blow. They’re a match made in heaven. So in honor of that relationship I thought we would make balls, lightly dusted in a cocoa powder concoction that will make you want to swallow them whole. If only you did that for your ex, maybe he would have stuck around.

So how do you make these tasty little treats? Watch and learn.

Ingredients

  • 1 granny smith apples- diced small
  • 1 tablespoon Coconut Oil (you can masturbate with this)
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup of all natural chunky peanut butter

Topping

  • 3 tablespoons cocoa powder
  • 3 tablespoons sugar (white or brown works)
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon

Instructions

Add the apple to a food processor OR chop it into tiny pieces.

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An apple a day keeps the coffin away

Heat the coconut oil on medium in a pan

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Add the apple to the hot coconut oil and sautee

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Add the cinnamon, sugar and vanilla to this mixture. Cook the apples all the way through approximately 10 minutes

Let the mixture cool.

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While it cools, prepare the dusting powder. Get your old mirror and razor blade out. It’s gonna be a wild one. Just kidding you animal. But put your cocoa powder, cinnamon and sugar in a bowl and mix it up real nice like.

 

Mix the cooled apples with the peanut butter

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Use a wet teaspoon to scoop the mixture. One at a time use those experienced hands to form and massage little balls of peanut butter mixture. Toss each ball in the powder and place on a wax or parchment paper.

 

When finished place them in the refrigerator for about ten minutes or so and then eat them alone with lifetime movies playing on marathon.

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Refrigerate for a week. Then hurl them at joggers

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