Ok. When i want to be left alone in church or at a wedding I load up on beans. Fine, the church part was a lie. Ok the whole thing was a lie. When I want to be left alone I let my stellar personality shine. When I really want to be left alone I just go under the bed and I cry while reading cosmopolitan. I cry because being slutty is now called being empowered. What a time to be alive ladies AMIRITE?
This dip will knock your tits off. Serve it warmed with a little olive oil drizzled over it and wow the fuck out of your posh friends while they talk about using tinder to get free dinners. What a time to be alive AMIRITESWIPE.
- 1 can cannellini beans
- 1 white onion
- 3 cloves garlic
- 3-4 leaves fresh basil
- 1 tablespoon fresh chopped parsley
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon pepper
- 2 dashes of cayenne pepper
- 1/4 cup water
- Olive oil
Wash and drain your beans. Now wash yourself. Nothing can wipe the shame away but its worth a try. Start by heating a pan with olive oil on medium. Let it get super hot. Cut up your onions like the photo below. Mince the garlic.
Fry up your onions until they are browned. Then lower the heat in your pan and add the garlic. Cook for 4 minutes.
Great. Youve done something right. It looks delicious already. Grab your basil and your parsley and chop it in a food processor.
Add your beans. Blend child. Add water and blend until smooth.
So you’ve come this far. Now scoop in your onions and garlic. Add a dash of cayenne pepper, salt and pepper and a little olive oil. Blend again until smooth. Serve it with crackers and fromunda cheese. Delish.