Many people liken going vegan to sliding a watermelon through your asshole. I may have confused that with giving birth. You get my point.
“It’s more expensive than a russian mail order bride.” -my anonymous friend.
“If I wanted to work that hard I would have signed the birth certificate,”-your adoring father.
You get what I am saying. But the truth is sometimes being vegan is cheaper and easier than your sister was in high school. And that’s saying a lot.
I made myself a delicious vegan lunch the other day. And simple. Heat up your panties to 425 degrees and lets bake some potato.